she belongs to everyone and no one. she cannot die — but she can absolutely be let down. keeping her upright is a group project, and now it's scored.
points go up the worse she's doing. turning up when she's nearly empty is worth three, a top-up is worth one. tucking her in only works after 8pm and counts double. pats are free and worth nothing, which is the point.
we'll email you if brenda starts withering, so someone always turns up. no other nonsense unless you want it.
brenda lives on one server and in all of our hands.
if she's lying down, that's on all of us.